HAMISH'S HILARIOUS BLOG

“Yo Andy, wanna walk to soccer with us tomorrow?” Asked Peter “Sure guys i’ll be there” replied Andy. The next day Andy was walking with his mates to soccer when someone said they wanted some ice cream “I want some ice cream it’s so hot!” They all decided they wanted one so they went to seven eleven and bought some. “Bro I didn’t know you could actually play, you should join our team!” Remarked Peter, it was around 5 in the afternoon and Andy and Peter and the other guys were walking past when suddenly a bunch of pigs flew over our heads. “I didn’t know they could fly.”

One day Moof (Yes that’s his name) was walking and then suddenly their was a giant BANG! Moof started running but wasn’t able to out-run the sound, everybody in ear shot was turned to gimourmagantous (very big) statues that had to look strait up the whole time. Inside Moofs head he was shouting a range of words ( AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!! WHO DID THIS IF I EVER GET OUT I WILL FIND YOU AND SLAP YOU SO HARD!!!!! YOU HEATHENS F$*% YOU YOU FREAKING FREAK HEAD!!!!!)

One hour later

“NO MOOF” His mum Goof yelled “WHO DID THIS!!” screamed robisgod Moof’s dad

One year later

“Hey I think I am changing back! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Moof yelled.

“When your walking home from school sometimes your mind gets distracted, or starts day dreaming. Well I had one of those moments, of an elephant and a seahorse having a conversation, about which colour avocados are better for your bones.” ‘No Bob, clearly the orange ones are because of their brightness, not the dark purple ones you imbecile.’ Jerry the imagination Seahorse, ‘No purple ones are 100 percent better than the orange ones.’ Bob the elephant yelled  ‘Didn’t your mother ever tell you purple avocados give you serious case’s of the squirts!’ Jerry roared ‘No Jerry that is purple pears your talking about.’ “Honey come in the doors open!” my mum yelled. “I guess its time to go then, goodbye!”

By One Armed productions

G’day I’m an Aussie so basically my I was sittin’ on the dunny and then out of nowhere these blokes from the real estate agent up the street and the hit me with a fine for not paying my parking tickets and they made me sign it, they had an allowance from the government to make me sign it, and it was four thousand dollars! Crikey all I have left is 2,065,00 that’s a bit, oh wait that’s exactly the price of those Yeezys I want,

20 minutes later

Yes, Yeezys. No, I should have thought that through now I’m homeless

Later

I looked at my house one more time before I left as I turned my head the world spun.

As most of you should already know the Science night is being held on the 14th of August. It is being held so that students can learn about Apollo 11 and investigate how past missions have tackled problems. It will be held in the SPC (Sports and Performance centre) from 6pm to 7pm. Please remember to bring binoculars. Things that will be happening on the night are posters and sculptures.

Book Recommendation

Akarnae

Genre-action mystery

Ages-9-15

Lynette Noni

This book was recommended to me by a friend and I really liked it at the start.

So basically it’s about a teenage girl gets randomly teleported to a parallel universe she gets told she has powers throughout the school year she gets attacked by an immortal and learns to hone her skills.

Enjoy!!!

1. Great job I loved the creativity of your story keep up the good work

2.Great spelling and punctuation. I think you could make it a bit longer next time but anyway good job.

3. The structure of the story was great and I loved the themes of your story.

4. Great setout of your story I think in the future I thought the part about the coins was a little bit confusing.

“Francious Caballero is not’a maniac!” He said after he blew up Cristiano Ronaldo’s Bugatti Chiron. “If’a I was’a maniac zen’a this would not’a happen!!. It was’a ze littl’ birdy in’a de sky, it’a went splatty splat splat on’a ya window” “Then why exactly is that domino on top of my car!!” screamed Cristiano Ronaldo. “IT WAS I THE GOD OF DOMINOS!!!” Yelled someone in the sky.”Hey isn’t that a pizza place” Blurted Cristiano Ronaldo yelled at the sky “No do not stereotype me that was some American, I am the creator of the thing on your car. I have sent them to earth to destroy that reached place!!”

WHY HAZARD WHY DID YOU MOVE TO REAL MADRID!!!!?????

😭😭🤢🤮🤯💩🐍🤦😒🤦🤷

TERRIBLE KIT IT MAKES HIM LOOK FAT!!!!

You wouldn’t believe what just happened to me, it was so crazy I can’t even explain what happened, but I’ll try my hardest. So basically it all started by me getting my brother to play me in a FIFA match and we both agreed not to be Chelsea. So I was Tottenham Hot Spurs and he was Barcelona, it was an epic game going into penalties. I was so happy when I finished the shot, I had won 3-4 my way in pens!! At dinner, I couldn’t stop talking about it, it was so intense, but my brother was getting angry he was starting to cry. “I want a rematch!!” he yelled. “WOOSH” out of nowhere a hat landed on the table.

Later that night…

“Why was that hat on the table?” I asked my mum, “It was the force” she replied.